Future of Brands: bible porn, n.

Religiously sanctioned pornography. Specifically, visual and photographic imagery of sexual relations between an adult man and woman that does not run counter to Bible-based guidelines for husbands and wives.  To earn the Evangelical Entertainment Council’s  SEG (Sanctioned in the Eyes of God) rating, hardcore bible porn actors must be legally married couples. To create hardcore bible porn, adult film actors typically enter into short-term marriage contracts good for the duration of a given production. The busiest bible porn actors have been married hundreds of times over. With the rise of bible porn, the phrase “I’m the marryin’ type” has taken on new meaning. Bible porn has also spawned the popular play-on-words phrase, “Let’s have segs.”